In which I post nothing, for no good reason.
The refrigerator at work has become a permenant no-go zone for me. There's a solid inch of burst potato on the bottom shelf, and the rest is covered in stringers of forgotten lettuce, neglected ham'n'rye, and other shaggy orbs. Unpleasant.
posted by Tim Akers @ 10:09 AM
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Try to encourage them to regard you as a god. Open the door and say "See how I grant you light!" in stentorian tones. Randomly smite a few of them (with appropriate protection). With any luck you'll have a crowd of small fuzzy worshippers by the end of the month.
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