Such a train

So, yes, earthquake. Very exciting. Woke me up, just long enough to wonder why the closet doors, light fixture and dresser knobs were banging around. At first I thought "Train?" and then "No, I don't hear a train. Earthquake? We get those." And then it was over so I went back to sleep. Cuz I wuz tahrd. And when the radio came on and the guy said earthquake, I turned to my wife and said "Well, we're going to have to learn to keep it down, I guess." Not really, but that would have been the perfect line. Man. That would have been AWESOME.