A General Alert

Okay, so, let me go ahead and suggest you all stop being my friends. Cuz "bad things" seem to be happening to my friends. My wife's former roomate is right now having emergency gall bladder surgery. I don't even know how that just suddenly happens, but apparently it does. So. Just to warn all ye mortals. Those of you who are immortal or not subject to the whims of vengeful gods, feel free to continue our friendship.